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Today's Jokes

  1. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  2. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  3. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  4. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  5. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  6. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  7. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  8. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  9. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  10. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

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Your IP 216.73.217.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
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Visit #33334
Arrived Jul 4, 2026 11:38 PM
IP 216.73.217.xxx
Address
United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
URL
https://age*.shop/

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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://age*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 11:38 PM
404 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Anthropic, PBC
https://age*.shop/robots.txt Jul 4, 2026 11:38 PM
OK 93.123.109.xxx · Andorra Andorra la Vella Andorra la Vella · Techoff SRV Limited
http://lra*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 11:38 PM
OK 93.123.109.xxx · Andorra Andorra la Vella Andorra la Vella · Techoff SRV Limited
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http://lra*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 11:37 PM
OK 66.249.70.xxx · United States New York New York · Google LLC
https://hdi*.shop/ Jul 4, 2026 11:37 PM
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OK 93.123.109.xxx · Andorra Andorra la Vella Andorra la Vella · Techoff SRV Limited
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OK 93.123.109.xxx · Andorra Andorra la Vella Andorra la Vella · Techoff SRV Limited
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OK 51.68.107.xxx · France Hauts-de-France Roubaix · OVH
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404 20.212.33.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
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http://lfl*.shop/login.php Jul 4, 2026 11:33 PM
OK 43.155.162.xxx · South Korea Seoul Seoul · Tencent Cloud Computing
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404 20.212.33.xxx · Singapore Central Singapore Singapore · Microsoft Azure Cloud (southeastasia)
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