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Today's Jokes

  1. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  2. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  3. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  4. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  5. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  6. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  7. Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
  8. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  9. Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
  10. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

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