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  1. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
  2. I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.
  3. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  4. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  5. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  6. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  7. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  8. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  9. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  10. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

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OK 205.210.31.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
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