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Today's Jokes

Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.

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