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  1. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  2. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.
  3. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  4. UDP is better in the COVID era since it avoids unnecessary handshakes.
  5. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
  6. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  7. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  8. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  9. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  10. A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

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