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  1. A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. His girlfriend becomes irritated with the smoke and says "Can't you see the warning on the cigarette pack? Smoking is hazardous to your health!" to which the man replies, "I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings; we only worry about errors."
  2. Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  3. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  4. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  5. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  6. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  7. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  8. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  9. Oysters hate to give away their pearls because they are shellfish.
  10. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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IP 216.73.217.xxx
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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 216.73.217.xxx · United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 205.210.31.xxx · United States California Santa Clara · Palo Alto Networks, Inc
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