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  1. Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".
  2. Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.
  3. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  4. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  5. Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.
  6. A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep. A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn't.
  7. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  8. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  9. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  10. How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

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