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Today's Jokes

  1. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  2. Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"
  3. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  4. "Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.
  5. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  6. // This line doesn't actually do anything, but the code stops working when I delete it.
  7. There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.
  8. A byte walks into a bar looking miserable. The bartender asks it: "What's wrong buddy?" "Parity error." it replies. "Ah that makes sense, I thought you looked a bit off."
  9. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  10. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.

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United States Ohio Columbus · Amazon Technologies Inc.
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OK 146.56.197.xxx · China Jiangsu Nanjing · Tencent Cloud Computing (Beijing) Co., Ltd
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OK 114.119.159.xxx · Singapore North West Singapore · Huawei Cloud
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