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Today's Jokes

  1. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  2. I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.
  3. I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
  4. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
  5. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  6. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  7. Judge: "I sentence you to the maximum punishment..." Me (thinking): "Please be death, please be death..." Judge: "Learn Java!" Me: "Damn."
  8. If Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed ... Oh wait, he does.
  9. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me.
  10. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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