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  1. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  2. Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."
  3. ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.
  4. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
  5. A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.
  6. "Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
  7. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  8. A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says "I'll have to charge you extra, that's a root beer float". The guy says "In that case, better make it a double."
  9. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.
  10. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

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