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  1. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  2. Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.
  3. My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger brother.
  4. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  5. "We messed up the keming again guys."
  6. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  7. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" [very long pause] "Java."
  8. The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?
  9. The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
  10. I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

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