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Today's Jokes

  1. A neutron walks into a bar and asks for a price on a drink. The barkeeper says: "For you... no charge!"
  2. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
  3. Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you're also the murderer at the same time.
  4. Never date a baker. They're too kneady.
  5. Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.
  6. Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.
  7. If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
  8. My husband and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met.
  9. Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."
  10. A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

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